its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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