The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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