i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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