I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
PANTIES FOUND
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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