I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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