Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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