Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Randomize
