he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He? As in you personified your dick?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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