is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dear god my vagina.
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