Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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