Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
