I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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