his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
