Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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