You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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