You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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