Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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