There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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