the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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