Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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