Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just had sex bonerless
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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