guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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