I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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