At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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