In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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