there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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