She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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