If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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