About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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