so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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