My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
we're so committed to being not committed
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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