i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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