Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Randomize
