i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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