so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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