i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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