she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
jump out the window naked night went bad
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