girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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