So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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