i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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