I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Randomize