i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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