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• (512): View more from Texas

  just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?

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  pretty standard. you have fun last night?

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  apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?

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  typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  the head trauma was worth the blowjob.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT

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• (716): View more from New York

  I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer

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• (914): View more from New York

  Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".

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