Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms