i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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