dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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Let's get the cat blown out
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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