We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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