So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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