Kiss
Puke
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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