Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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