i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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my poor anus
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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