Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
The adults are the big ones right?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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