Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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