my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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