New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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